There was some serious outrage last week as RLO made the controversial decision to hold RA interviews on placement day, a day of leisure, merriment, and most importantly, severe alcoholic behavior. But not to fear. After pressure from Yowl Reporters, RLO dropped an encouraging statement: “This was very intentional. We know students drink, and most importantly, RAs drink. This is your ultimate test to see how you do under pressure and, more importantly, under the influence. Give it your all.” The interviews will be an RLO “obstacle course” wherein blacked out potential RAs will begin with mediating a scream match between RLO employees. Candidates will then have to successfully pull trig on five different freshmen. Finally, competitors will have to reconstruct broken exit signs and finish the course by scrubbing vomit off the floor. All of this must be completed in under twenty minutes with a blood alcohol content above 0.11. RLO is proud to be conducting this string of experimental interviews and is excited to see Davidson students at their worst— while trying to be their best.