Since JD Vance has clearly demonstrated his omnipotent power—strong enough to take down even the holiest religious leader, Pope Francis—it’s only fair that he start taking requests. If he can’t...
April 25, 2025 started as a normal Frolics Friday. The wind was calm and humid. Androgyny was clearing out the Acapalooza crowd. Commons workers kept hordes of drommons-goers at bay, all the while the...
Last Monday, the humane, caring and loving leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis, passed away. He was a champion for progressive ideals and the modernization of the Church. He will be deeply missed....
White Guilt Award: This award goes to an outstanding white Africana Studies major who feels very guilty about all the bad stuff white people have done.
Cried in the Most Academic Buildings Award:...
Reports leaked from the Union Board indicate that KYLE was picked not for his musical achievements, but for his similarities to the experience of the average Davidson student (despite being 31 years old)....
This past weekend was Easter, and you unfortunately may have noticed that your Easter baskets were a little lighter this year. This is sadly because of the terrible economic turmoil the United States is...
On the day I write this, exactly two months have passed since Placement Day. Which means it has also been two months since the Great F Heist of 2025.
The symbol for “Coexist” reflects a flat, almost...
Think you got a bad housing lottery timeslot? My room is a fucking ______(Utility Room on Campus).
RLO has revised their housing amenities. Instead of the standard set-up, students will receive: One...
Our unpaid summer intern journalists are working on deciphering the cryptic meaning behind the replacement of Warner Hall’s iconic “H” with a “K.” While they have had the letter replaced since...
Following significant turmoil and protest surrounding housing issues caused by both the new StarRez platform and administrative turnover, the Residence Life Office (RLO) unveiled an innovative policy that...
This past week, a genetics startup company, Colossal Biosciences, claims to have created the first de-extinct organism, the dire wolf. Dire wolves have been absent from the North American continent for...
