The Yowl writers attended the Oscars this year after receiving the nomination for our work on writing the film “Conclave,” which we intended to be a comedy. We’re confused by its reception. Anyhow, at the Oscars we were inspired to celebrate the past year with our own awards.

Welcome to the first annual Yowlies…

The Yowlie for least accessible basement goes to… Turner!

The Yowlie for the least accessible house to brothers goes to… KSig!

The Yowlie for best performance by an actor/actress goes to… You when you told your professor that you did the reading!

The Yowlie for best bathroom on campus goes to… The second libs bathroom!

The Yowlie for best adapted screenplay goes to… ChatGPT!

The Yowlie for most space used per joke goes to… This article!

The Yowlie for “Nobody does it like Sig Nu!” goes to… Rusk x WALT Battle of the Beats!

The Yowlie for most annoying emails goes to… People who hit reply all!

The Yowlie for the event with the highest Fiji attendance goes to… How to Talk to Girls!

The Yowlie for the laziest The Yowl goes to… Us when we do issues with only pictures and lists!

The Yowlie for most messed up orders goes to… Nummit when they gave me a latte with whipped cream instead of a hot chocolate! 

The Yowlie for the least secret society goes to… The organizations you can see book a hall on the EMS system!