Taylor Swift: You have probably tried to dox someone on Twitter because they said The Tortured Poets Department was a flop.

Chappell Roan: Congratulations! You’re gay! 

Ariana Grande: You spent your semester holding space.

Zach Bryan: You are the most insufferable white guy of all time.

Kendrick Lamar: You are the most insufferable white guy of all time.

Clairo: If you’re a girl or non-binary, you’re cool. If you’re a man, please stay away from us.

Lana Del Rey: Leave that fifty-year-old man ALONE.

Bad Bunny: This is how some of you claim to be bilingual. 

Drake: 🙁

Hamilton Original Broadway Cast: Theatre kid relapsing (hard).

Charli XCX: u r a 365 partygurl. stay brat.

Noah Kahan: You romanticize the Northeast yet chose a southern school. Interesting. 

Sabrina Carpenter: You’re Ben Peake.

Del Water Gap / Briston Maroney: Frolics was eight months ago, I think it’s time to let go. 

Hozier: He does not want you, bro.

Morgan Wallen: You secretly wish you were a Kappa Kappa Gamma at Ole Miss, alas you are here.

Pice: You can’t believe you fell in love with a fuckin’ ho. You are also working on your penmanship.

Love <3, 

Your Arts and Entertainment Co-Editors (who both had “Casual” as their most listened to song of 2024)