Rusk Eating House fell under a swarm of backlash last week after its flyer for a Love Island themed party appeared AI-generated. A spokesperson for the house, sporting an Elizabeth Holmes shirt, a Bill Clinton hat, and a Lance Armstrong armband during our interview, insisted, “On everything I love, that wasn’t AI. I don’t even know AI. I had a friend with the initials AI. Wait I have this crazy story with her, so back in high school…”
Still, recognizing the campus-wide accusations, Rusk has announced a Carbon Offset Party in collaboration with SPE, who are also eager to reestablish credibility amidst their 3 remaining brothers. According to organizers, the energy needed for the night will be generated entirely by pledges pedaling bikes in the basement, guests will be encouraged to plant invasive species, and all empty beer cans and vapes will be dutifully composted.
Rusk provided Yowl with first access to the invitation tag-line, set to be released on Instagram in the coming days: “Write me an invitation for a carbon offset party. Sure! here’s your text: Rusk x SPE carbon offset party—where the only footprint is on the dance floor.”